The Ballad of GI Joe

The Ballad Of G.I. Joe................by X. Marx Despot I was minding my own business as they say, and in fact I was actually minding my own business, an Auto Parts store which had taken every cent I had to open. Then, in walked a guy who I had waited on a few times but I really barely knew him except that I knew his name was Joe. Now today Joe had his 18 year old wife with him, and let's just say he got more attention than usual that day. Becky was a real midwest corn-fed type beauty with wide sexy hips and nice big DD cup tits. Now imagine all that riding on top of long legs with blonde hair and blue eyes. She was about 5'8" and not the skinny model type either, not fat, just sexy as hell. Joe and Becky and I chatted for a while although Becky never seemed to say much, she just nodded her head a lot. Then Joe mentioned that he was really mad at one of the guys he worked with. "Oh yea", I said absently, "What did he do to upset you?" "Well", he began, "I took some nude pictures of my wife Becky and this guy at work said he was a photographer and would develop them for me and he went and lost them! Can you believe that?" I not only didn't believe it, I was cracking up inside at the thought that this dumb ass DID believe it. I was sure that at that very moment every guy in the factory where Joe worked was beating their meat over the nude pictures of Becky that he had handed over to the so-called photographer. Hell the guy was probably selling them on the street, like some kind of local porno king. Not only that but I was astounded that he was telling me all this while his wife stood right there taking it all in. All she did when he told me about the pictures was to nod her empty head and agree with him. The talk naturally gravitated to sex from there and Joe began to tell me about what he and his wife did in bed! "She's really good at sucking cock," he confided, "In fact she loves to suck my dick and then every once in a while she looks me in the eye and pulls her mouth off while she keeps sucking so it makes a nice POP! sound." I glanced over at Becky, sure she would be red-faced and she just grinned right back and nodded her head yes. My cock was stiff as a board thinking of this sexy chick sucking cock and making her popping noises. "Oh yea", he continued, "She's got the tightest pussy muscles, it's great when she milks my cock with them and makes me cum." As you can guess, Becky just nodded in agreement. After a full description of how good a fuck his wife was, Joe said they had better get going but would I do them both a favor? "I'm leaving Monday at 11:00 am for the Army and Becky can't stay on the base till after boot camp so she is staying here for a while. She doesn't know anyone around here so would you please just be a friend to Becky, you know take her to the movies or out to eat, that sort of thing?" Well now I'm always glad to help a friend, so I of course said sure I would be Becky's escort for a few weeks. (What a great guy I am!) Then they left and I was alone with a raging hard on, trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Was this guy inviting me to fuck his wife? Or was he just so stupid that he would tell me about what a good fuck she was and then put me in charge of her for a month? He never really said I could fuck her but damn, he sure set himself up if that's not what he intended. I never said Joe was real smart, so who knows what he was thinking. Well, Monday came and I thought about Joe at 11:00 o'clock as they were putting him on the bus to go to 8 weeks of boot camp hell. At noon my old buddy Fred and I were sitting around the shop telling tall tales when we saw a car pull up. The door swings open and who should walk in but Becky, the blushing bride. She was looking real good in a long blue jean skirt that buttoned up the front but hung open to mid thigh. On top she was wearing a lacey and very sheer white blouse. She had on hose and high heels and her legs looked like a million bucks. Under the sheer blouse you could see her big tits in a lacey, white push up bra that made her look even more chesty than she was. She walked in and came straight over to me and said, "Joe is gone now, and I thought maybe we could talk for a while?" Then she looked at me with her big blue eyes like she thought I might send her away. No chance of that. We talked for a few minutes but I didn't make any overt moves on her since I still wasn't sure what the deal was. After a while, she asked me if I would do her a favor and I told her of course. Her skirt had four buttons on the front and then hung open below her mid thigh. Right in front of my pal she jumped up on on a tall stool, crossed her nylon clad legs and said, "You know I really think this skirt looks better if I only button two of these buttons don't you?" And then she unbuttoned the the bottom two and the skirt fell open on either side of her long sexy legs. One more button and her cunt would have been hanging out in the breeze! "It looks silly to have those buttons just hanging there so would you take your pocket knife and cut them off for me, Please?", she asked batting her big blue eyes at me. Well you know me, always the gentleman, so I got down on one knee in front of her and started to cut off the buttons. My face was only inches away from her sweet teenage pussy and from where I was I could look right up her skirt and see her white lace panties. My hands fumbled and it took me quite a while to do it considering that I was looking up her crotch more than I was looking at the buttons. Right after I was done with my little favor she said she had to get going and that she would stop back another time. After she was gone my buddy looked at me and said, "Damn man, she wants to be fucked real bad. If you don't fuck her I'm going to and I mean it. That girl is looking for a cock and she's going to find one looking like that." The next day it was almost closing time and she came in again. This time she had on a very tiny halter top and a pair of short shorts. There was about 6 inches of cleavage hanging out of the halter top and the cheeks of her ass looked inviting as hell in the tight shorts. We talked for a while and then she said, "Guess who I just saw?" I said "I don't know, who?" Then she walked up so close to me that her big tits touched my chest and said in a breathy voice, "I just went to visit my husband's army recruiter and I sucked his cock for him. What do you think of that?" I was so stunned you could have knocked me down with a feather. The recruiter just sent her schmuck husband off to boot camp yesterday and today he is shooting his load in the mouth of the guy's wife! Isn't there some kind of army regulation about that? I didn't know how to respond, so I just said, "Hey it's almost quitting time, do you want to come out to my place and watch T.V. or something?" She grinned and said, "You want your cock sucked too huh? O.K., but only if you promise to fuck me real good afterward." When we got to my place my room mate Doug was sitting at the kitchen table drinking a beer. We sat down to have one with him and as we sat there I felt something on my crotch. Joe's wife had slipped off her shoe and had her foot on my cock rubbing it under the table. Doug was trying not to be obvious but he was going nuts trying to get a good look at Becky. Her shorts were so little that you could even see a little bit of her blonde pubic hair sticking out the side and her halter top was strained to hold in her big tits. I couldn't wait anymore and we got up to go in my bedroom. When we got in there she was all over me in a flash. She dropped to her knees in front of me and unzipped my pants and pulled them down. She didn't even wait for me to step out of them, she just took my cock in her mouth and started sucking like she couldn't live without it. I made her stop long enough to get my pants off and strip her clothes off of her. Joe's wife stretched out naked on my bed and said, "MMMMMMM, Please let me suck your cock some more. I want you to cum in my mouth." I laid back on the bed in total selfishness and let this young girl do her thing. She got so into it that her saliva ran down my cock as she sucked and licked up and down it. I said, "Now pull your lips off of my cock and make that popping sound". She giggled and pulled off and POP!, damn did it feel good. Every time she did it, she would look at me like a schoolgirl who wanted a good grade from the teacher. Then I said, "Lick my balls, that's it Becky, lick them good." She responded in a flash and even licked my asshole when I told her to. She seemed to be willing to do anything and everything. I pushed her roughly on her back and put my dick between her big tits and started to stroke it back and forth. As I titfucked her she would lick my cock each time it approached her mouth until finally I began to shoot cum all over her face and her big soft tits. She licked my pecker clean and then she grabbed her big tits and started to suck on her own nipples cleaning the cum off of them too. After I lay there for a while I felt her start licking my balls and cock again. I got hard surprisly quickly and I think it was the thought that I was fucking another man's slutty wife. I climbed on top of her and stuck my dick in her cunt and began fucking her as hard as I could. "Oh yes", "Fuck me good, God you fuck me good, You're so much better than my husband." As I continued fucking her blonde cunt I started to realize I could do anything I wanted and this whore would go for it. It became a game to see if there was anything this slut wouldn't do to get a cock shoved in her. I began to roughly twist her nipples and she seemed to like it. The rougher I got the more she moaned and groaned. "You like being fucked hard don't you Becky?" I said. "Oh Yes", she cried, "I love the way you fuck me. Please keep fucking me, Please." At one point I made her get off the bed and stand sideways in front a full length mirror. "Now bend over and grab your ankles slut!" I barked at her. She did it of course and I shoved my dick in her cunt and stood with my hands on my hips and looked in the mirror and watched myself fuck Joe's wife until she started to cum. "Yes", she screamed, Oh God I'm cumming! Please don't stop fucking me, oh please fuck me again." I pushed her down on the bed and said, "You're a real fucking slut aren't you Becky? If you still want more cock why don't you beg me real nice and I'll go get Doug and we'll both fuck you at the same time!" "MMMMMMM", she said as she fingerfucked her cunt and pinched her nipples, "Please go get him, I'll fuck both of you, Please have him fuck my cunt and I want you in my ass, Please fuck my ass." I went in and woke up Doug and led him into the bedroom. Becky pushed him down onto the bed and started sucking his cock until it was hard. Almost before he knew what the hell was happening she had climbed on top of him and slid her cum filled pussy down over his dick. As she bounced up and down I climbed up behind her and stopped her long enough to position my cock right at the entrance to her asshole. Then I grabbed a hold of her big meaty ass and shoved my dick into her bowels making her grunt with pain. Now we both started fucking her, me in her ass and Doug in her stretched out cunt. I reached around in front of her and started to roughly pinch her tits and nipples. She responded as though she loved it and began to shake with her building orgasm. "You like getting fucked by two guys don't you slut?" I said. "Oh yes, I love your cocks in me, I'm gonna cum again", she whimpered. "I never feel like this when my husband fucks me", she said, "Oh Yes, Keep fucking my ass and my cunt, I'm cumming!" Doug dumped his load in her slutty pussy and then I shot my wad in her ass and we both laid down exhausted. She licked both of our cocks clean and then we sent her home. I had got what I wanted from her and I didn"t need Joe's slut wife falling in love with me or something. Talk about the girl you wouldn't take home to Mother! Wouldn't you know it, the very next day she showed up at my house again and being a gentleman, I mercy fucked her a couple of times. A regular Sir Galahad, that's me. Joe is out of the army now and is back in town. To this day I don't know if he intended for me to fuck his wife or if he was just that damn dumb. Becky never came back and they got divorced years ago. The story I heard was that she got down there to the camp and started fucking Joe's black drill instructor and before Joe knew what was going on, she moved in with the D.I. and Joe was alone. I also heard the the drill instructor turned her into a whore for all his black buddies and that sounds pretty likely if you ask me. By the way, if any of you married guys ever decide to join the army, let me know. I'll be glad to entertain your wife while you're at boot camp. 2637 1.21/512345