The Science Of Adultery

This is modeled after the Desmond Morris TV Show "The Human Animal" It is entitled "The Science of Adultery" Frankie Voice Over: "While marriage seems to be the natural order of the human animal, there does seem to be a natural tendency to wander. In this show, we will examine the facts surrounding this behavior, and try to understand the underlying reasons for infidelity." V.O.: "Here, at the University of Johannesburg, the most remarkable studies have been done on the subject. South Africa, which is obviously the most conservative and polarized society in the world, should be the last place that you would find adultery, let alone between blacks and whites. But the work here has revealed just the opposite. In carefully composed experiments, the researchers have found that married white females are particularly susceptible." "The study subjects are volunteers from the University and surrounding towns, drawn to the study by the promise of free tuition. They are told at this time that the study is to examine the human male response to pornography. The husbands are typically enthusiastic, while the wives are blase." "After signing up, the couples are taken to the off-campus testing center where they spend several days. After settling in to their rooms (important to foster a sense of security and comfort), the men are called over to the examination chambers. The women are later invited to the specially designed clubhouse." "Each husband is undressed, and given a basic exam by a doctor. He is then led into the exam room, where he is strapped into a specially designed frame. This frame puts him in a kneeling posture, similar to that of the male superior sexual position. Once comfortably secured, the lights are dimmed, and the curtain is pulled aside to reveal a two-way mirror, through which the subject views an act of interracial adultery." "A nurse then monitors his arousal state by taking various measurements. The length, circumference, and stiffness of his penis is measured with a specially designed automatic caliper..." "The results indicate that white husbands respond to this stimulation over 93% of the time, often with the subject's largest erections ever measured. This obvious sexual response could be interpreted as his body's way of preparing for the sexual competition he may face." "Then, the nurse monitors the turgidity of the testicles. Any increase in size or firmness is a sign of increased sperm production." "In over 90% of men, the testicles increase in bulk some 20% while watching the wife be sexed by the larger, more powerful black. Again, this would be a prelude to sexual conflict." "In a final test, the nurse measures the size and consistency of the prostate with ultrasound." "Contrary to the other measurements, the prostate shows no similar enlargement. Further, in 87% of cases, the man becomes increasing visually excited by the ensuing action of the adulterous couple..." "And in this large majority of cases, the husband ejaculates his seed with no stimulation of his penis whatever. This casts doubt on the theory that the male is preparing for combat. It is better described that he has willingly surrendered, because now, after this spontaneous ejaculation, he stands nearly no chance of impregnating the female for at least two days." "While the experiments on the men proceed, the wives are also unwitting subjects of the study. The clubhouse they have been invited to is part of the study. Carefully trained surrogates, all black males, are waiting for them. These men have been selected to possess charisma, charm, and (of course) a large penis. From the moment a woman enters the club, she is subtly induced to talk to and befriend one or more of these men. It typically doesn't take long, and within 1 hour, 83% of the wives are on their way back to their room with a man who is not her husband." "The wife in this encounter is in a highly aroused state. Infrared cameras have shown that all of her erogenous zones are becoming flushed with blood. Her state is obvious, even to the naked eye..." "How the sexual contact proceeds is highly variable. Some prefer to begin with oral stimulation, while others use their hands. However, every wife eventually cuts the preliminaries and guides her lover to complete the act." "The wives in this study were observed largely without their involvement. However, certain cooperative wives have volunteered to submit to the special kind of monitoring shown here. A miniature camera shows the cervix and male organ in action. This revealed a remarkable aspect of natural selection..." "As intercourse proceeds, the woman's cervix begins to drop slightly. However, when she achieves orgasm as her black lover ejaculates, watch what happens." "We can see that the woman's orgasm stimulates her womb to dip into the semen pool and draw it up, promoting impregnation. This happens in nearly 90% of all interracial adulteries, in contrast to only 10% of normal marital matings. Clearly, the female is working to select the more sexually proficient man. While the evidence is not clear, the larger size of the black penis, coupled with the striking skin contrast, may trigger this response." "The elegant simplicity of this study has been commended around the world. The same couple that provides the man also provides the woman, albeit for another man. In this way, the study is self-sustaining and requires very little operational funding." "Meanwhile, the male has cleaned up, and heads back to his room. The timing is orchestrated to avoid any unwanted discoveries. The wife is given just enough time to straighten herself up a little." "In over 95% of cases, the man initiates sex with his wife, often without saying a word." "Of course, to cover her obvious infidelity, the wife often turns out the light, but special low-light cameras allow us to follow the action." "The most startling result or the entire study is that in 80% of cases, the man or his wife instigate a session of cunniligus. This would seem to give the game away for the woman, but not a single case of discovery has been recorded." "In every case, the husband is observed using his tongue in a cleaning motion, as if to clear the semen deposited there. Or course, this is impossible - the tongue is much to short to do any good. Even worse, the stimulation often causes the wife to experience another orgasm. This triggers yet another round of her cervix dipping into the semen pool." "Often, after such stimulation, the wife is unable to complete the act with her husband, and he is forced to take matters into his own hands. It is just as well, he couldn't match the virile treatment that his wife's lover has just delivered. Clearly, the human female employs this strategy to insure the best genes for her offspring, and her husband is content to let her." End. 3951 1.17/512345